how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life